No brains, no headaches

I just read an ad for Jessica Simpson’s Dessert Beauty product line. She describes the flavors as “warm Tahitian vanilla, luscious white chocolate, coconut cream, apricot & honey,” and says they are "fresh, flirty & exotic...totally inspired by the Island Girl in me."

Except that she was born in Texas. Don’t ask me how I know that, I just do. So the chicken vs. fish thing stumped her, but she has no problem proclaiming that she is both a Texan and an Island Girl.