Overheard

Conversation overheard in the public bathroom during Friday night’s celebration of Fiesta:

Longhaired Girl (looks about 16 years old): “Oh my God, I hate these pants. I look so fat!”

Shorthaired Girl (looks about 18 years old, later revealed to be cousin of Longhaired Girl): “No you don’t, you look fine.”

LhG: “I look like I just had a kid!”

ShG: “You did just have a kid.”

Lhg: “I know, but nobody else has to know.”

ShG: “You look good. I look fat-- I look like I just had a kid!”

LhG: “You did just have a kid.”

ShG: “Two years ago! Yours was just a month ago. It’s okay that you still look like that.”